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Nightclub

Meet the Staff

Rob
Name: Rob
Job Title: The Boss
Availability: Taken - bad luck!
Likes: Busy nights
Dislikes: Quite nights

Philosophy:

If the mind can conceive it and you can believe it then you will acheive it!


Richard
Name: Richard
Job Title: Manager
Availability: Taken i'm afraid ladies
Likes: The staff
Dislikes: Those that expect free drinks

Jayne
Name: Jayne
Job Title: Assistant Manager
Availability: happy newly wed
Likes: cars without dents
Dislikes: Rude customers

Philosophy:

be nice to me cos i can be nasty!!


Pete
Name: Pete
AKA: Big Man
Job Title: Honary Bar Manager
Availability: Are you joking??
Likes: The end of the night
Dislikes: Most things

Joey
Name: Joey
AKA: Mole
Job Title: Bar Manager
Availability: Will keep you posted??
Likes: Wearing the shirt!!
Dislikes: Having to work

Andy
Name: Andy
Job Title: Head Doorman
Availability: Who's asking?
Likes: The ladies
Dislikes: DJs

Philosophy:

Why have one when you can have two? or is that three??


Martin
Name: Martin
Job Title: Deputy doorman
Availability: One at a time ladies
Likes: Short skirts
Dislikes: The DJ

Philosophy:

Feel free to stroke my beard


Lucy
Name: Lucy
AKA: Tomb Raider
Job Title: Receptionist
Availability: You'll be lucky
Likes: Smiling
Dislikes: Sleezy blokes

Philosophy:

Just smile sweetly


Name: Geoff
Job Title: Barman
Availability: It's a grey area
Likes: His Tea
Dislikes: people who don't pull their weight

Philosophy:

Start the night with a cup of tea


Name: Martyn
AKA: Smarty
Job Title: Barman
Availability: Newly wed!!
Likes: Buses
Dislikes: People poking him in the middle of the night

Philosophy:

I can't wait til the summer, i get to og on the bus!!


Lorna
Name: Lorna
AKA: Cheeky
Job Title: Barman
Availability: Who's asking?
Likes: Vodka & coke, no ice...
Dislikes: Working

Tom
Name: Tom
Job Title: Freeborn
Availability: Not sure??
Likes: Salcombe RFC
Dislikes: Kingsbridge RFC

Mikey
Name: Mikey
AKA: Crusty lover
Job Title: Barman
Availability: Always
Likes: Somerfields car park
Dislikes: Tights without holes

Philosophy:

I'll do anything for a kiss??


Name: Emma
Job Title: Glass collector
Availability: Not sure, you'll have to ask her
Likes: Avoiding work
Dislikes: Actually doing work

Name: Bridget
Job Title: Cook
Availability: well and truly in love
Likes: Her heater
Dislikes: Not a lot

Name: Lucy
Job Title: Glass Collector

Mitch
Name: Mitch
Job Title: Glass boy
Availability: Sorry ladies!!
Likes: orange hair and hats lots of them!!

Philosophy:

a man without a hat is like a 60 year old without VIAGRA!!


Christina
Name: Christina
AKA: Mini Jayne
Job Title: Glass Collector
Availability: Sorry i've just got wed
Likes: likes praying to the toilet
Dislikes: Being shot at and T REX looking DOGS!!

Philosophy:

If you're not asked to do it then don't do it


Rosie
Name: Rosie
Job Title: Glass Collector


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