Meet the Staff
| Name: | Rob |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | The Boss |
| Availability: | Taken - bad luck! |
| Likes: | Busy nights |
| Dislikes: | Quite nights |
Philosophy:
If the mind can conceive it and you can believe it then you will acheive it!
| Name: | Richard |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Manager |
| Availability: | Taken i'm afraid ladies |
| Likes: | The staff |
| Dislikes: | Those that expect free drinks |
| Name: | Jayne |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Assistant Manager |
| Availability: | happy newly wed |
| Likes: | cars without dents |
| Dislikes: | Rude customers |
Philosophy:
be nice to me cos i can be nasty!!
| Name: | Pete |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Big Man |
| Job Title: | Honary Bar Manager |
| Availability: | Are you joking?? |
| Likes: | The end of the night |
| Dislikes: | Most things |
| Name: | Joey |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Mole |
| Job Title: | Bar Manager |
| Availability: | Will keep you posted?? |
| Likes: | Wearing the shirt!! |
| Dislikes: | Having to work |
| Name: | Andy |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Head Doorman |
| Availability: | Who's asking? |
| Likes: | The ladies |
| Dislikes: | DJs |
Philosophy:
Why have one when you can have two? or is that three??
| Name: | Martin |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Deputy doorman |
| Availability: | One at a time ladies |
| Likes: | Short skirts |
| Dislikes: | The DJ |
Philosophy:
Feel free to stroke my beard
| Name: | Lucy |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Tomb Raider |
| Job Title: | Receptionist |
| Availability: | You'll be lucky |
| Likes: | Smiling |
| Dislikes: | Sleezy blokes |
Philosophy:
Just smile sweetly
| Name: | Geoff |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Barman |
| Availability: | It's a grey area |
| Likes: | His Tea |
| Dislikes: | people who don't pull their weight |
Philosophy:
Start the night with a cup of tea
| Name: | Martyn |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Smarty |
| Job Title: | Barman |
| Availability: | Newly wed!! |
| Likes: | Buses |
| Dislikes: | People poking him in the middle of the night |
Philosophy:
I can't wait til the summer, i get to og on the bus!!
| Name: | Lorna |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Cheeky |
| Job Title: | Barman |
| Availability: | Who's asking? |
| Likes: | Vodka & coke, no ice... |
| Dislikes: | Working |
| Name: | Mikey |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Crusty lover |
| Job Title: | Barman |
| Availability: | Always |
| Likes: | Somerfields car park |
| Dislikes: | Tights without holes |
Philosophy:
I'll do anything for a kiss??
| Name: | Emma |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Glass collector |
| Availability: | Not sure, you'll have to ask her |
| Likes: | Avoiding work |
| Dislikes: | Actually doing work |
| Name: | Bridget |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Cook |
| Availability: | well and truly in love |
| Likes: | Her heater |
| Dislikes: | Not a lot |
| Name: | Lucy |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Glass Collector |
| Name: | Mitch |
|---|---|
| Job Title: | Glass boy |
| Availability: | Sorry ladies!! |
| Likes: | orange hair and hats lots of them!! |
Philosophy:
a man without a hat is like a 60 year old without VIAGRA!!
| Name: | Christina |
|---|---|
| AKA: | Mini Jayne |
| Job Title: | Glass Collector |
| Availability: | Sorry i've just got wed |
| Likes: | likes praying to the toilet |
| Dislikes: | Being shot at and T REX looking DOGS!! |
Philosophy:
If you're not asked to do it then don't do it

















